Samantha Brown is a television personality who has hosted various shows on the travel channel. Samantha is the epitome of trite, vapid, and insipid; yet it is very inane nature of her shows which makes them compelling. Samantha Brown is the train wreck of travel shows. Just like a train wreck, Samantha Brown is hideous, chaotic, unorganized and problematic. Just like a train wreck, Samantha Brown is difficult to stop watching.

The following are examples of the wit and wisdom of Samantha Brown taken from her tweets, travel channel blog, and Instagram.

[Columbus] had full body scanners! so excited until, they waved me thru to the normal scanner! I even asked if i could go thru. they said no.

At LGA and I got to admit -- a little disappointed that I don't get to go thru a full body scanner. Is that wrong?

Overrated romantic hotel amenity? rose petals on the bed/bath. they're sticky -- you end up finding them in the strangest places ... days later.

Coming home after a trip I'll sniff the milk in the fridge, if it's a little sour i just put it in the microwave for my tea. is that wrong?

Tumi is great and everything else has a strong "dork" factor. And I'm speaking as a fellow dork

I've always had baggage, now i have Luggage! [announcing her HSN luggage line]

[On airport full body scanners] Do I like the idea that a very graphic picture of me is being taken? Not really. But this is coming from someone who has to be in a bikini on camera and where on YouTube you’ll find a compilation of my “bikini work” which has over a million views. I’m no exhibitionist, just used to feeling slightly humiliated in public. [If Samantha Brown is not an exhibitionist, then the Pope is not Catholic]

Here's a light packing tip: 17 countries. 6 weeks. One pair of underwear. Save on baggage fees and undies! "

if u watch The Simpsons in Spain, Homer doesn't want donuts but a chuuuuuuuurrrrooo.

it's my Birthday! i bought myself a Mr. T key chain that when you press a button barks DON'T GIVE ME NO BACK TALK SUCKA! I love Mr. T.

Uh oh Fisher Price has re-released 1 of my favorite toys-The Record Player from 1971. I may have to buy it. It does say 18 months + over.

In Taipei + ate the the 100 Year Old Egg which CNN called the most disgusting food in the word. Lo + behold I thought it was quite good! Headline in Taiwan press:. "Samantha Brown defends honor of Century eggs" My work is done here.

Missed connection-bag needed to be located. Agent asked what brand. I said uhhh-its my own brand Samantha Brown. She said COOL! I agree!

Martha's Vineyard 4 charm, Santa Barbara 4 sophistication,the Fl Gulf for great deals. Culebra in P.R.beaches as :-0 as Greece!

Do you abuse electronics like me? Women who travel a relationship with a laptop is doomed from the start. They need TLC just like the rest of us.

Search and rescue mission [for small items in luggage]. 

[Waterproof luggage] for when you put your bag in a puddle. 

Clear cover so you can see what you forgot to pack. 

[Samantha showing her] private wine stash [on HSN].  Wine is important. 

For more wit and wisdom of Samantha Brown, visit her twitter page samtravels.

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